A hilar­i­ous read for those with even the most basic lev­el of Jew­ish knowl­edge, and the per­fect gift for those who want to know more.

The Jews: 5,000 Years and Count­ing is packed with Jew-facts, Jew-fig­ures, and the orig­i­nal, nev­er-before-seen doc­u­ments from those who lived through Jew­ish his­to­ry. Read the tran­script of the Bib­li­cal Patri­archs’ and Matri­archs’ Group Ther­a­py Ses­sion! Sneak a peek at Moses’ Secret Diary, or check out the awk­ward ​“I’m dump­ing you” text chain from Spain to the Jews in 1492! Col­lect and trade Rab­bi Action Cards!

Cov­er­ing every major moment in Jew­ish his­to­ry from the lit­er­al ​“Begin­ning” to Tuesday’s rerun of Sein­feld, this book will make you laugh. It might inad­ver­tent­ly make you learn. If you’re Jew­ish, it will unques­tion­ably give you some­thing to kvetch about.